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That was close! He almost got hit by the rat.

“Don’t…… don’t talk nonsense, you guys want to trick me again, right?” Old Wang replied, half of his body lying on the quilt, still not intending to get up.

“If you don’t get up? I’ll let your Lin Meimei go.” Seeing this, the boy wearing headphones said.

Old Wang, who was lying down and unwilling to get up a second ago, jumped up the next second. The roommate beside him was startled.

“Don’t, don’t, I’m getting up.” Old Wang said nervously, looking around, but he didn’t even see Lin Meimei’s shadow. He couldn’t help but curse angrily: “You bastards are playing tricks on me again, aren’t you? Believe it or not, I’ll twist your heads off?”

Hearing this, the roommates were not panicked at all. Instead, they said with a mischievous look:

“Yo yo yo, you guy who values beauty over friends, you’re already trying to k*ll your roommates for a woman.”

“That’s right, thanks to us for kindly reminding you that you have a rat in your hand.”

“Not bad, if we had known you were this kind of guy? We should have let you hold it all the time.”

“What are you talking about? How could I possibly have……” Old Wang, who was cursing at this point, suddenly realized that he was indeed holding something in his hand? He looked down and screamed in fright:

“Oh my God! How come I have a rat in my hand? Who put it in my hand?”

“Of course it can’t be us, use your brain, okay?”

“That’s right. We wanted to catch a rat to play with you, but we have to catch it first.” Several people watched the rat being thrown out, shrugged and said.

They think too highly of themselves, they are the legendary crispy college students, how can they have the ability to catch such a cunning rat?

“Nonsense, who else is here besides the three of you? You don’t want to say that the rat came to my hand by itself, do you?” Old Wang cursed and rolled up his sleeves, intending to loosen the bones of these rebellious sons.

“Who told you that there are only three of us here?”

“That’s right, Big Fat Raccoon Cat is such a big cat. Didn’t you see it? He even risked being discovered by the dormitory manager to deliver you rats.”

“That’s right, you’re really hurting Big Fat Raccoon Cat’s heart, if your Lin Meimei knew you were like this? She would definitely leave you as soon as possible.” The three of them pointed to Li Li who was poking his head beside him.

There is such a big cat here, what kind of blind is he to not see it? It seems that he is really blinded by lard and his head is overwhelmed by love.

“Eh? Big Fat Raccoon Cat, are you there too?” Hearing this, Old Wang realized that there was a little Pig Cat staring at him by his bed.

“Of course, this rat was brought to you by Big Fat Raccoon Cat.” The roommate who took the photo said with a smile, and quickly typed in the alumni group: “Look everyone, Big Fat Raccoon Cat brought rats to Old Wang in our dormitory. If you want to know, hurry up and squat, maybe Big Fat Raccoon Cat will run away sometime.”

“What? Big Fat Raccoon Cat gave someone in your dormitory a rat? D*mn it, why didn’t Big Fat Raccoon Cat give it to me, don’t I deserve a rat?”

“That’s right, I also want Big Fat Raccoon Cat to give me rats, this is a sign of the cat’s gratitude.”

“That’s right, that’s right, quickly post a photo of that hateful guy, we’re going to squat on him, and see what kind of ecstasy soup he gave Big Fat Raccoon Cat?”

As soon as these words came out, the campus group immediately exploded. Everyone just knew that Big Fat Raccoon Cat caught a rat, but they didn’t expect that he caught the rat to give it to someone. Ř

It’s really hateful, which b*stard bewitched the cute little Pig Cat, and actually made him contribute his beloved rat.

“That’s right, look how good Big Fat Raccoon Cat is? He’s worried that you won’t be able to prey and starve to death outside, so he specially brought you rats to eat.”

“You should eat it in front of Big Fat Raccoon Cat quickly, so as not to chill the child’s heart.” The roommate who was playing the game followed suit.

“Don’t be so ridiculous, okay? Have you ever seen anyone eat raw rat meat?” Old Wang was speechless, and really wanted to beat up these bad roommates.

Let him eat the rat raw, is this something a human can say? Their hearts are too vicious.

“Then why don’t you cook the rat and eat it, after the school group knows about it. Who doesn’t want to replace it, don’t be in the midst of blessings and not know the blessings.” The roommate who was holding the mobile phone and looking at the content of the campus group smiled.

“Stop teasing, if they really like it, I’ll give them the rat, okay?” Old Wang said speechlessly, all the guys in the group were just talking.

If he really gave them the rat, they would have the ability to eat it raw in front of him.

“I’m afraid Big Fat Raccoon Cat won’t be happy then, look, he’s going to catch the rat you threw out again, it seems that he wants you to eat it in front of him.” The roommate who was holding his chin and wearing big pants said.

“Stop fanning the flames here, okay?” Looking at the rat under his feet, Old Wang said that he was almost numb.

It was the first time he encountered such a thing, but he didn’t know that the mouse on the ground was already numb.

He thought he was going to d*e, but he was suddenly stuffed into a human’s hand and then thrown out.

Now being picked up again, these humans wouldn’t want to play ball with him, right? Please, can you give him a good time?

“Big Fat Raccoon Cat, thank you very much for bringing me the rat, but I really don’t eat it.” Old Wang squatted on the ground and stared at Li Li.

Trying to persuade the little Pig Cat in front of him to understand him, he took the other party’s kindness. Lest the other party be disappointed.

“Meow~ （I don’t care if you eat it or not, but you have to accept it. If you don’t accept what I sent, you’re not giving me face. ）” Li Li pushed the rat back forcefully.

Seeing this scene, Old Wang looked at the people who were snickering beside him and cursed: “Don’t have fun here, hurry up and help me think of a way. What should I do if Big Fat Raccoon Cat insists on me eating it?”

“I told you to pretend to eat like this for two bites to reassure the child. If you don’t eat it, how can Big Fat Raccoon Cat feel at ease?”

“That’s right, that’s right, why don’t you just take two bites, maybe Big Fat Raccoon Cat will leave if he knows you can eat it.”

The three people who watched the excitement said, and wanted to see how things would develop next?

“That’s right, Old Wang, just eat it, don’t let Big Fat Raccoon Cat feel cold.”

“That’s right, show your masculinity.”

“Yeah, look, Big Fat Raccoon Cat is waiting for you.”

At this moment, a crowd of people appeared at the door again.

It was the students who saw the incident in the campus group, what a coincidence? They just happened to know the avatar that sent the message.

They came here to eat melons immediately, and before this person came here, they heard their conversation.

“Go, go, go, all you bastards get out of here, don’t mess around, I’m talking seriously here.” Hearing this, Old Wang said with a dark face, are these guys sincerely trying to watch his excitement?

“We’re giving you serious advice too.”

“Yeah, only after you do this. Big Fat Raccoon Cat will be willing to leave.”

“That’s right, that’s right.”

Everyone laughed and said, looking at Li Li sitting on the ground and greeting: “Big Fat Raccoon Cat, do you want to come to our dormitory and sit for a while? We have a lot of delicious food in our dormitory.”

“Don’t believe the nonsense in their dormitory, there are cockroaches in their dormitory, come to our dormitory, we have delicious food in our dormitory.”

“Stop kidding, you guys eat takeaway every day. Give Big Fat Raccoon Cat leftovers? Come to our dormitory.”

“Get out! It should be our dormitory.”

“No, it should be our dormitory.”

Everyone was talking to each other, their voices gradually getting louder, and soon spread to the ears of the dormitory aunt who was drying clothes along the corridor.

“What are you arguing about? What’s there to argue about? You guys.” The dormitory aunt who walked to the stairs with a bucket yelled at the corridor.

The sound quickly spread along the corridor to the ears of the shouting students. Suddenly, everyone’s expressions changed.

“No, the dorm aunt heard it. Run away, run away.”

“Yes, otherwise it would be bad if the dormitory aunt reported it to the school.”

“You guys hurry up and hide Big Fat Raccoon Cat, don’t let the aunt find out.”

After speaking, the students ran back to their respective dormitories. Afraid that the dormitory aunt would directly catch up.

“Why are all of you like this?” Old Wang was very speechless when he saw this scene, but when he looked down, he found that the Big Fat Raccoon Cat who was squatting was gone.

He couldn’t help but breathe a sigh of relief, but just as he was about to throw the mouse into the trash can?

The rat that was lying on the ground a second ago moved the next second, and got directly under the bed.

Seeing this scene, the four people in the dormitory were stunned:

“Didn’t Big Fat Raccoon Cat k*ll the rat?”

“Obviously not.”

“Then we’re screwed, hurry up and drive him out. Otherwise, the rat will stink to death if he poops in our dormitory.”

“These are all trivial matters, if he bites our clothes. That’s the real deal.”

The four people in the dormitory said this, and immediately picked up the broom and clothes drying pole and started the rat-driving operation.

They never expected that the rat brought by Big Fat Raccoon Cat was still alive, and now the rat is still living in their dormitory.

“Rustle~ （It’s too scary outside, I won’t go out no matter what. ）” The rat hugged the foot of the bed, looked at the broom that kept poking in, and couldn’t help shrinking its head.